Water Still Wet – December 2, 2025 Edition (The Daily Reminder That Physics, Biology, and Basic Human Nature Remain Undefeated)
- Water is still wet, and the Earth is still round, and every single media outlet that spent four years screaming “Trump will start World War III” is now clutching pearls because he sank a Venezuelan narco-terrorist boat that was shooting at U.S. forces.
- The New York Times is still mad that reality keeps happening. Today’s headline: “Hegseth’s Botched Strike Raises Questions.” Translation: “How dare a Secretary of Defense nominee support killing drug-cartel pirates instead of sending them pronouns and a fruit basket.”
- AOC is still an economics genius who believes printing $8 trillion makes things cheaper. She just posted that deporting illegal aliens will “destroy the restaurant industry.” Sweetheart, the restaurants were already destroyed by your lockdown fetish.
- Gavin Newsom is still banning gas stoves while his state burns down for the fifth straight year. California now has more wildfire smoke than oxygen and more homeless tents than functioning fire hydrants.
- The View is still the only show where five millionaires lecture you about “white privilege” from a studio that costs more per episode than your entire bloodline’s net worth.
- Harvard is still Harvard. Latest breakthrough: a 97-page study concluding that “water is wet” is actually a microaggression against trans-aquatic identities.
- The FBI is still more concerned about Catholic grandmas praying the Rosary than about the guy who just tried to car-bomb a Christmas market in Nashville (spoiler: registered Democrat, again).
- Taylor Swift is still dating a football player, and the media is still treating it like we just landed on Mars. Meanwhile, actual Mars missions are delayed because NASA had to spend the budget on mandatory DEI training.
- CNN’s prime-time lineup still pulls fewer viewers than a late-night infomercial for potato peelers, yet they’re still explaining to you why you’re the problem.
- Ilhan Omar is still tweeting about “genocide” while cashing checks from the country she claims is committing it.
- The World Economic Forum still wants you to eat crickets. Crickets still taste like despair and broken dreams.
- Former Biden staffers are still posting TikToks of themselves curled up in the fetal position because someone finally turned off the government credit card. One of them just discovered she can’t afford her $800 therapy llama anymore.
- And finally… water is still wet, gravity still works, men can’t get pregnant, and every Democrat who spent 2020–2024 insisting “Trump will refuse to leave office” is now totally cool with lawfare, censorship, and ballot harvesting to keep him from actually doing the job he was elected to do.
Carry on, legends.
The laws of nature (and common sense) remain 162–0 against the Deep State regime.
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