Water Still Wet – December 1, 2025 Edition

• Water is still wet, and the same people who told you “two weeks to flatten the curve” are now telling you “two more boosters to flatten your immune system.”
• The New York Times is still mad at reality. Today’s front-page tantrum: “Trump’s USDA Pick Says Fraud Exists in Food Stamps – Experts Call This a Dangerous Myth.” Translation: poor people might be gaming the system and we can’t have that investigated.
• AOC is still an economics major who thinks unemployment creates jobs. She just posted a 14-tweet thread explaining how deporting 20 million illegal workers will “collapse the economy.” Girl, the economy collapsed the day you got a salary.
• The View is still the only daytime show where five millionaires pretend to speak for the working-class women while wearing outfits that cost more than your yearly rent.
• Harvard is still Harvard. Latest diversity hire: a new “Dean of Decolonial Water Studies” whose published research argues that H₂O is a tool of white supremacy because it’s “colorless.”
• Gavin Newsom is still banning gas stoves while flying private to climate conferences. California wildfires are now officially “mostly peaceful.”
• The FBI is still warning about “domestic extremists” instead of, you know, the guys who keep trying to blow up Christmas markets.
• Taylor Swift is still dating a football player, and the media is still treating it like the moon-landing coverage.
• CNN still has lower ratings than the Home Shopping Network at 3 a.m., yet they’re still lecturing you about “disinformation.”
• Ilhan Omar is still tweeting about “apartheid” while collecting a six-figure salary from the country she claims is genocidal.
• The World Economic Forum still wants you to eat bugs. Bugs still taste like regret and broken dreams.
• The Biden/Harris leftover staffers are still crying in the fetal position on TikTok because someone turned off their government credit card.
• And finally… water is still wet, the sun still rose in the east, and set in the west, and every single Democrat who spent four years screaming “Trump will refuse to leave office” is now perfectly fine with lawfare keeping him from actually doing the job he was elected to do.

Carry on, patriots. The laws of physics (and basic common sense) remain undefeated.