Woke Word of the Day – December 7, 2025 Edition
The lexicon of lunacy expands daily. Keep up or get canceled.
Word #1: “Restorative Justice”
Definition (2025 edition): Letting violent criminals walk free because prison is “traumatizing,” while the victims get a mandatory lecture on systemic oppression and a GoFundMe link for their medical bills.
Example in the wild: “He only carjacked three people and shot one – restorative justice means a circle chat and community service, not jail.”
Translation for normal people: Criminals get therapy, you get robbed again next week.
Definition (2025 edition): Letting violent criminals walk free because prison is “traumatizing,” while the victims get a mandatory lecture on systemic oppression and a GoFundMe link for their medical bills.
Example in the wild: “He only carjacked three people and shot one – restorative justice means a circle chat and community service, not jail.”
Translation for normal people: Criminals get therapy, you get robbed again next week.
Word #2: “Digital Equity”
Definition (2025 edition): Taxpayers footing the bill for free high-speed internet and laptops for everyone who “needs” it, so inner-city kids can stream TikTok dances 24/7 instead of, you know, reading a book.
Example in the wild: Kamala’s latest infrastructure bill: “$42 billion for digital equity to close the homework gap.”
Translation for normal people: Another wealth transfer disguised as compassion, paid for by the same suckers who already can’t afford their own data plans.
Definition (2025 edition): Taxpayers footing the bill for free high-speed internet and laptops for everyone who “needs” it, so inner-city kids can stream TikTok dances 24/7 instead of, you know, reading a book.
Example in the wild: Kamala’s latest infrastructure bill: “$42 billion for digital equity to close the homework gap.”
Translation for normal people: Another wealth transfer disguised as compassion, paid for by the same suckers who already can’t afford their own data plans.
Word #3: “Gender-Affirming Care”
Definition (2025 edition): Irreversible puberty blockers, cross-sex hormones, and surgeries for minors who watched too many TikToks and now think they’re cats. Totally reversible, say the experts who profit from it.
Example in the wild: “Denying gender-affirming care is literally genocide.”
Translation for normal people: Child mutilation with a rainbow sticker and a mountain of lawsuits when the regret hits at 25.
Definition (2025 edition): Irreversible puberty blockers, cross-sex hormones, and surgeries for minors who watched too many TikToks and now think they’re cats. Totally reversible, say the experts who profit from it.
Example in the wild: “Denying gender-affirming care is literally genocide.”
Translation for normal people: Child mutilation with a rainbow sticker and a mountain of lawsuits when the regret hits at 25.
Word #4: “Decarbonization”
Definition (2025 edition): Shutting down reliable coal and gas plants, replacing them with solar panels made in China by slave labor, then pretending the grid won’t collapse when the sun doesn’t shine.
Example in the wild: California’s 2035 plan: “Full decarbonization by banning anything that actually works.”
Translation for normal people: Rolling blackouts are the new “saving the planet.”
Definition (2025 edition): Shutting down reliable coal and gas plants, replacing them with solar panels made in China by slave labor, then pretending the grid won’t collapse when the sun doesn’t shine.
Example in the wild: California’s 2035 plan: “Full decarbonization by banning anything that actually works.”
Translation for normal people: Rolling blackouts are the new “saving the planet.”
Word #5 (Weekend Special): “Historical Reckoning”
Definition (2025 edition): Digging up statues of dead white guys who built the country, renaming everything after woke activists, and making schoolkids apologize for existing.
Example in the wild: “Mount Rushmore needs a historical reckoning – those faces are violence.”
Translation for normal people: Erasing the past because the present can’t compete. The dictionary of delusion never sleeps.
Come back tomorrow – they’re already workshopping new ones. Stay based, stay free.
Definition (2025 edition): Digging up statues of dead white guys who built the country, renaming everything after woke activists, and making schoolkids apologize for existing.
Example in the wild: “Mount Rushmore needs a historical reckoning – those faces are violence.”
Translation for normal people: Erasing the past because the present can’t compete. The dictionary of delusion never sleeps.
Come back tomorrow – they’re already workshopping new ones. Stay based, stay free.
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