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Bonus Holiday Special Translation
When a Democrat wishes you “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas,” they’re actually saying:
“I’m terrified of offending the three atheists in my zip code who still vote, so please pretend Jesus was a community organizer.”You’re welcome.
Come back tomorrow; the word-salad harvest is endless.
— The Democrat Translation Service: Because someone has to read their tweets so you don’t have to.
When a Democrat wishes you “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas,” they’re actually saying:
“I’m terrified of offending the three atheists in my zip code who still vote, so please pretend Jesus was a community organizer.”You’re welcome.
Come back tomorrow; the word-salad harvest is endless.
— The Democrat Translation Service: Because someone has to read their tweets so you don’t have to.
Sgt K and Mal Antoni at Whatfinger News
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