Water Still Wet – December 4, 2025

1. Water Still Wet #1: Gas prices nationwide just dipped below $3.01/gallon for regular – the lowest since Biden’s handlers were still pretending inflation was “transitory.”
   Reality check: Trump’s energy dominance is working faster than AOC can cry about polar bears drowning in oil.
2. Water Still Wet #2: Ilhan Omar calls ICE raids on Somali welfare fraud “creepy obsession” while Minnesota allegedly lost over $1 billion to the scam.
   Bonus wetness: She still hasn’t returned the brother-husband campaign cash.
3. Water Still Wet #3: Democrats spent $8 million in a Tennessee special election, “overperformed” historic margins, and still got crushed 54-45 in a Trump +22 district.
   In other news, participation trophies now come with a side of copium.
4. Water Still Wet #4: CNN runs chyron screaming “Trump’s deportation force terrorizes innocent families” the same week ICE nabs gangbangers and fraudsters who’ve been on the taxpayer teat for decades.
   Apparently “enforcing the law” is only patriotic when Democrats do it to school moms.
5. Water Still Wet #5: Elizabeth Warren demands a windfall-profits tax on Big Oil… literally the same week fuel prices are plummeting because Trump turned the spigot back on.
   Translation: When Americans save money, Pocahontas wants her cut.
6. Water Still Wet #6: The same media that told you the Hunter laptop was “Russian disinformation” now clutches pearls over AI chatbots “swaying voters.”
   They’re not afraid of AI lying – they’re afraid of AI telling the truth without their permission.
7. Water Still Wet #7: Blue-state governors threaten to sue over Trump’s SNAP audit that simply asks, “Are these 42 million people actually eligible?”
   Nothing says “compassion” like fighting tooth-and-nail to keep fraud flowing.

There you go, patriots – seven steaming cups of obvious served piping hot. The swamp can spin, deflect, and meltdown all they want; water’s still wet, gravity still works, and America First is still winning.