Kyle Rittenhouse Gets HITCHED, Pictured With Bride Wielding AR-15

After ditching his social media accounts nearly a year ago, Kyle Rittenhouse broke his social media silence on Wednesday to announce that he got hitched. The 22-year-old, who made headlines after he was acquitted in an August 2020 shooting that killed two men and injured a third during rioting in Kenosha, Wisconsin, posted loving photos on X with his new tattooed boo. One photo was especially on brand for the gun rights activist, showing both he and his new bride Bella posing with guns after their nuptials. Rittenhouse, donning a blue suit without a tie, appeared to flash a handgun. While his wedding-dress-clad lover sported an AR-15 — the same style of weapon Rittenhouse used during the Kenosha riots.

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