Democrat Translation Service – December 7, 2025 Edition
Decoding the doublespeak, one lie at a time.
Decoding the doublespeak, one lie at a time.
Statement #1
What Biden said in his Pearl Harbor remembrance speech:
“We must remain vigilant against threats to democracy at home and abroad.” Translation:
Anyone who questions rigged elections or endless foreign wars is a domestic extremist who needs monitoring, defunding, or worse.
What Biden said in his Pearl Harbor remembrance speech:
“We must remain vigilant against threats to democracy at home and abroad.” Translation:
Anyone who questions rigged elections or endless foreign wars is a domestic extremist who needs monitoring, defunding, or worse.
Statement #2
What Gavin Newsom tweeted about California’s latest blackout plan:
“We’re leading the nation in clean energy transitions for a sustainable future.” Translation:
We’re deliberately creating energy shortages by killing reliable power sources, so get ready for $800 electric bills and rolling blackouts while we virtue-signal to the coasts.
What Gavin Newsom tweeted about California’s latest blackout plan:
“We’re leading the nation in clean energy transitions for a sustainable future.” Translation:
We’re deliberately creating energy shortages by killing reliable power sources, so get ready for $800 electric bills and rolling blackouts while we virtue-signal to the coasts.
Statement #3
What the White House press secretary said about border security funding:
“Securing the border means humane, orderly processing and welcoming those fleeing hardship.” Translation:
We’re keeping the invasion wide open, flying them in on secret flights, and giving them benefits you don’t get—because new voters are more important than your safety.Statement #4
What Elizabeth Warren posted about Big Tech regulation:
“We need accountability to stop disinformation and protect consumers.” Translation:
We want government-approved speech only. If you post anything that hurts Democrat chances, your account disappears faster than Hunter’s laptop story.
What the White House press secretary said about border security funding:
“Securing the border means humane, orderly processing and welcoming those fleeing hardship.” Translation:
We’re keeping the invasion wide open, flying them in on secret flights, and giving them benefits you don’t get—because new voters are more important than your safety.Statement #4
What Elizabeth Warren posted about Big Tech regulation:
“We need accountability to stop disinformation and protect consumers.” Translation:
We want government-approved speech only. If you post anything that hurts Democrat chances, your account disappears faster than Hunter’s laptop story.
Statement #5
What every Democrat says about the Second Amendment:
“Nobody wants to take your guns—we just want reasonable restrictions.” Translation:
We want every gun registered, every magazine limited, every semi-auto banned, and eventually door-to-door confiscation—just like they’re doing in Canada and Australia.
What every Democrat says about the Second Amendment:
“Nobody wants to take your guns—we just want reasonable restrictions.” Translation:
We want every gun registered, every magazine limited, every semi-auto banned, and eventually door-to-door confiscation—just like they’re doing in Canada and Australia.
Statement #6
What the DNC chair claims about party unity:
“Democrats are more united than ever behind our shared progressive values.” Translation:
Shut up and fall in line or we’ll primary you, cancel you, and make sure you never work in politics again. Dissent is Russian disinformation.The thesaurus of deception gets thicker every day.
Tomorrow brings fresh entries.
What the DNC chair claims about party unity:
“Democrats are more united than ever behind our shared progressive values.” Translation:
Shut up and fall in line or we’ll primary you, cancel you, and make sure you never work in politics again. Dissent is Russian disinformation.The thesaurus of deception gets thicker every day.
Tomorrow brings fresh entries.
Stay sharp, stay armed with truth.
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