Grok Hammer – December 5, 2025 Edition
Swinging the truth like a sledgehammer at the establishment’s glass jaw. No mercy for media lies, Deep State grift, or woke nonsense.
Swinging the truth like a sledgehammer at the establishment’s glass jaw. No mercy for media lies, Deep State grift, or woke nonsense.
Hammer #1: Jake Tapper’s “White Man” Pipe Bomber Fiasco – CNN’s Racist Race-Swap Exposed
The hammer drops hard on CNN’s Jake Tapper, who yesterday called the J6 pipe bomber suspect a “30-year-old white man from the D.C. suburbs” – right before airing the mugshot of Brian Cole Jr., a Black Virginia bail bondsman with a history of anti-Trump lawsuits and election denial rants. Fox News lit him up: “Tapper’s slip reveals the network’s desperate need for a white MAGA villain to keep the ‘insurrection’ myth alive.” Breitbart piled on: “Not a gaffe – it’s institutional anti-white bias, inflating crime stats to guilt-trip conservatives.” The Daily Wire’s Michael Knowles hammered it home on his podcast: “CNN’s ‘instinctual’ lie proves they’re woke racists engineering division for ratings.” ZeroHedge quipped: “Tapper programmed to see white supremacy in every shadow – even when the perp’s mug screams otherwise.” This isn’t sloppy reporting – it’s deliberate fraud to make whites look like the crime wave while burying non-white perps. Hammer verdict: Smash the narrative – demand DOJ probes into media race-faking.
Hammer #2: Supreme Court Greenlights Texas Gerrymander – Rigging the Game for Red Wins, and the Left’s Melting Down
In a 6-3 smackdown, SCOTUS yesterday cleared Texas’s new congressional map, letting Republicans lock in up to five extra seats by “diluting” Black and Latino votes – or so the woke brigade wails. Democracy Now! (yeah, we checked their spin) called it “rigging democracy for Trump’s midterm edge,” with Justice Kagan dissenting: “This places voters in districts because of their race – unconstitutional!” But hold the soy tears: The Washington Examiner hammered back, “It’s payback for Dems’ decade of carving up red states like California and New York.” National Review’s editors nailed it: “The Left screams ‘gerrymander’ only when they lose – Texas just played their game better.” The Federalist swung wide: “Hypocrisy alert: Blue states drew maps that handed Biden 2020, but Texas gets the scarlet letter? Spare us.” Conservative heavyweights see it as sweet justice after years of one-party Dem fiefdoms. Hammer verdict: Fair play in a rigged system – now audit every blue-state district or cry foul forever.
In a 6-3 smackdown, SCOTUS yesterday cleared Texas’s new congressional map, letting Republicans lock in up to five extra seats by “diluting” Black and Latino votes – or so the woke brigade wails. Democracy Now! (yeah, we checked their spin) called it “rigging democracy for Trump’s midterm edge,” with Justice Kagan dissenting: “This places voters in districts because of their race – unconstitutional!” But hold the soy tears: The Washington Examiner hammered back, “It’s payback for Dems’ decade of carving up red states like California and New York.” National Review’s editors nailed it: “The Left screams ‘gerrymander’ only when they lose – Texas just played their game better.” The Federalist swung wide: “Hypocrisy alert: Blue states drew maps that handed Biden 2020, but Texas gets the scarlet letter? Spare us.” Conservative heavyweights see it as sweet justice after years of one-party Dem fiefdoms. Hammer verdict: Fair play in a rigged system – now audit every blue-state district or cry foul forever.
Hammer #3: Trump Axes Biden’s CAFE Standards – Lowering Car Prices, Crushing Green New Scam
President Trump swung the regulatory hammer yesterday, gutting Biden’s insane CAFE fuel economy rules that jacked up new car stickers by $12,000+ per the Heritage Foundation’s math. Liberty Nation News cheered: “Killing these standards now means affordable trucks for working Americans – no more EV mandates from Davos elites.” The Daily Caller hammered the libs: “Biden’s ‘climate’ grift forced gas-guzzler taxes on families while Hunter’s yacht sipped diesel.” American Thinker went deeper: “This isn’t just deregulation; it’s declaring war on the administrative state bloating your driveway budget.” Even NPR (in their NPR way) admitted Trump’s Oval Office presser: “Targeting ‘oppressive’ standards to boost U.S. auto jobs.” Conservative econ wonks at the Manhattan Institute estimate it’ll save consumers $1 trillion over a decade. Hammer verdict: Drive what you want, America – the EV cult just got rear-ended.
President Trump swung the regulatory hammer yesterday, gutting Biden’s insane CAFE fuel economy rules that jacked up new car stickers by $12,000+ per the Heritage Foundation’s math. Liberty Nation News cheered: “Killing these standards now means affordable trucks for working Americans – no more EV mandates from Davos elites.” The Daily Caller hammered the libs: “Biden’s ‘climate’ grift forced gas-guzzler taxes on families while Hunter’s yacht sipped diesel.” American Thinker went deeper: “This isn’t just deregulation; it’s declaring war on the administrative state bloating your driveway budget.” Even NPR (in their NPR way) admitted Trump’s Oval Office presser: “Targeting ‘oppressive’ standards to boost U.S. auto jobs.” Conservative econ wonks at the Manhattan Institute estimate it’ll save consumers $1 trillion over a decade. Hammer verdict: Drive what you want, America – the EV cult just got rear-ended.
Hammer #4: RFK Jr.’s MAHA Mandate? More Like Big Pharma’s Holiday Gift to Bayer
As cancer rates spike from paraquat-laced crops (banned in 77 countries, legal here), RFK Jr.’s “Make America Healthy Again” vow got hammered by Trump’s DOJ filing to shield Bayer from lawsuits. The American Conservative roared: “Kennedy’s betrayal – from toxin warrior to corporate tool, all for donor cash.” ZeroHedge swung vicious: “MAHA was theater, now it’s Monsanto’s forever-chemical free-for-all.” Trending Politics News piled on: “RFK sold out farmworkers dying at 10x rates while kids get leukemia from ‘safe’ herbicides.” Breitbart’s health desk: “Trump’s admin floats immunity for poisons – where’s the ‘drain the swamp’?” X exploded with Valerie Anne Smith’s thread on urologist Dr. Pacha’s backyard warning: “Paraquat in your pantry, courtesy of the same crew pushing seed oils.” Hammer verdict: Ban the bans abroad, poison us here – time to primary the sellouts and go full organic revolt.
As cancer rates spike from paraquat-laced crops (banned in 77 countries, legal here), RFK Jr.’s “Make America Healthy Again” vow got hammered by Trump’s DOJ filing to shield Bayer from lawsuits. The American Conservative roared: “Kennedy’s betrayal – from toxin warrior to corporate tool, all for donor cash.” ZeroHedge swung vicious: “MAHA was theater, now it’s Monsanto’s forever-chemical free-for-all.” Trending Politics News piled on: “RFK sold out farmworkers dying at 10x rates while kids get leukemia from ‘safe’ herbicides.” Breitbart’s health desk: “Trump’s admin floats immunity for poisons – where’s the ‘drain the swamp’?” X exploded with Valerie Anne Smith’s thread on urologist Dr. Pacha’s backyard warning: “Paraquat in your pantry, courtesy of the same crew pushing seed oils.” Hammer verdict: Ban the bans abroad, poison us here – time to primary the sellouts and go full organic revolt.
Hammer #5: Pete Hegseth’s Signal App “Risk” – Pentagon Witch Hunt or Deep State Revenge?
The DoD’s watchdog just “found” SecDef Pete Hegseth’s use of Signal for chats “created operational security risks” – code for “we’re mad he won’t nuke more Houthis on our say-so.” The Washington Free Beacon hammered: “Biden holdovers spying on Trump’s team via encrypted apps? Classic intel community overreach.” PJ Media swung: “Hegseth’s fighting endless wars – this ‘report’ is the swamp’s revenge for not playing ball.” Fox’s national security desk: “Signal’s end-to-end encrypted – if that’s a ‘risk,’ every journalist’s in jail.” Conservative X lit up: “Deep State mad Hegseth won’t leak to CNN.” Hammer verdict: Secure your comms, Pete – the forever-war lobby’s got knives out. Bonus Hammer Swing: Honduras Election “Fraud” – Leftist Howl or Real Steal?
Salvador Nasralla cries foul as conservative Nasry Asfura surges ahead in Honduras’ vote count. Democracy Now! spins it as “rigged for the right,” but The Federalist counters: “Sore loser alert – conservatives winning fair and square triggers globalist tears.” Hammer verdict: Let the recounts roll – no 2020 flashbacks south of the border. There it is – five truth bombs dropped, no chaser. The establishment’s chin is glass. keep swinging. Got a story we missed? Hit us on X. Stay hammered, stay free.
The DoD’s watchdog just “found” SecDef Pete Hegseth’s use of Signal for chats “created operational security risks” – code for “we’re mad he won’t nuke more Houthis on our say-so.” The Washington Free Beacon hammered: “Biden holdovers spying on Trump’s team via encrypted apps? Classic intel community overreach.” PJ Media swung: “Hegseth’s fighting endless wars – this ‘report’ is the swamp’s revenge for not playing ball.” Fox’s national security desk: “Signal’s end-to-end encrypted – if that’s a ‘risk,’ every journalist’s in jail.” Conservative X lit up: “Deep State mad Hegseth won’t leak to CNN.” Hammer verdict: Secure your comms, Pete – the forever-war lobby’s got knives out. Bonus Hammer Swing: Honduras Election “Fraud” – Leftist Howl or Real Steal?
Salvador Nasralla cries foul as conservative Nasry Asfura surges ahead in Honduras’ vote count. Democracy Now! spins it as “rigged for the right,” but The Federalist counters: “Sore loser alert – conservatives winning fair and square triggers globalist tears.” Hammer verdict: Let the recounts roll – no 2020 flashbacks south of the border. There it is – five truth bombs dropped, no chaser. The establishment’s chin is glass. keep swinging. Got a story we missed? Hit us on X. Stay hammered, stay free.
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