Water Still Wet – November 30, 2025 Edition “Mystery” Heart Attacks in Teens Skyrocket – And the Media’s Still Looking for the Real Killer… Anywhere But the Obvious Place

• Pre-2021: A healthy 19-year-old dropping dead of cardiac arrest was so rare it made national news for weeks.
• Post-2021: It’s basically a weekly headline now, and the obituaries read like a Pfizer focus group.
• The study itself admits “sudden cardiac events in under-40s have risen dramatically since the pandemic.”
  The same pandemic where we injected billions of people with a brand-new gene therapy that even the manufacturers warned could cause myocarditis in young males.

But sure, let’s keep scratching our chins and blaming “sedentary lifestyles” while the kids who literally ran marathons in 2019 are now clutching their chests on the soccer pitch in 2025.The best part? The Telegraph quotes a cardiologist who says:
“We don’t have a clear explanation yet… we need more research.”
Translation: “Please keep funding us while we pretend the elephant isn’t sitting on the EKG machine wearing a little blue Pfizer logo hat. ”Meanwhile, in the real world:

• Funeral directors report embalming teenagers with “unusual white fibrous clots” the size of garden hoses.
• Autopsy studies (the ones that haven’t been memory-holed) keep finding spike protein in heart tissue of “healthy” young people who died suddenly.
• Insurance actuaries are screaming from the rooftops about a 40% spike in working-age deaths since 2021.

But nah… it’s probably just TikTok dances and avocado toast. Water Still Wet Summary:
When the “experts” say “we have no idea why teens are dropping like flies,” what they really mean is:
“We know exactly why, but we’d rather saw our own legs off than admit it on camera. ”So keep clutching those pearls, mainstream media.
The rest of us will keep clutching the receipts. Water Still Wet
Where the cause is never a mystery… just permanently off-limits.

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