In Other News: Water Still Wet, Experts Stunned – November 27, 2025

Afghan “Refugee” Who Shot Two National Guardsmen Near White House Was on Biden-Era “Humanitarian Parole” List

In a plot twist so predictable it should come with a laugh track, the guy who allegedly opened fire on uniformed Guardsmen just blocks from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue turns out to be one of the 77,000+ Afghans airlifted in during Biden’s 2021 Kabul clown-show evacuation. No full vetting, no problem—just slap a “humanitarian parole” sticker on him and drop him in Virginia with the rest of the unvetted cargo. Experts are stunned… said literally no one who’s been awake since 2021. Meanwhile, the same media that spent four years screaming “kids in cages” is now furiously Googling “how to spell lone wolf” while the FBI begs everyone to please not notice the pattern that’s been staring us in the face since Fort Hood. But don’t worry, folks: DHS already assured us the vetting was “multi-layered” and “robust.” Translation: they checked his Instagram likes and called it a day. Water: still wet.
Open borders: still lethal.
Experts: still pretending this wasn’t advertised on the brochure. Carry on, nothing to see here… except two Guardsmen in critical condition and another data point in the “diversity is our strength” body-count spreadsheet.

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