Matt Walsh to Republicans: We don’t give a schlit about your symbolic votes

Look, if the last few years taught us anything, it’s that “trust the plan” has an expiration date, and that date was sometime around the third rigged election nobody went to jail for. So yeah, at the absolute bare minimum: ARM UP. Not because we’re itching for a fight, but because the other side already bought the refs, the scoreboard, and half the stadium. Stock the safe like it’s Costco on Black Friday, and while you’re at it, grab enough for your neighbor who still thinks “assault weapon” is something you yell during an argument. Because when the Marxists decide the Constitution is just a racist relic and the only permitted opinion is the one printed on the Ministry of Truth memo, the guys with the magazines are the only ones who get to vote twice. If Trump rides in like the cavalry and actually drains the swamp instead of just redecorating it with Pam Bondi’s potpourri, fantastic, we’ll crack a cold one and watch the handcuff parade on pay-per-view. But if he flinches, if the Deep State ties his hands again with another “deal” that leaves the same vote-stealing apparatus humming for 2026 and 2028, then the choice lands squarely on our doorstep:

• Option A: Bend the knee, watch your kids recite the Communist Manifesto in drag-queen story hour, and learn to love the taste of government-issued crickets.
• Option B: Tell the tyrants “come and take it” the old-fashioned way, with a rifle in one hand and the flag in the other.

I already know which line I’m standing in. My kids won’t grow up saluting a hammer and sickle because their dad was too polite to buy extra mags when he still could. Your move, patriot. Clock’s ticking, and history doesn’t grade on a curve.