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Humor-Satire: Babylon Bee: Satan Announces Early Retirement Thanks To TikTok

See below this top vid for the last 2 vids by Babylon Bee, Ben Shapiro humor… Biden of course…lol 

Thanks to the stellar widespread work of TikTok influencers, Satan has announced his intention to retire early. Despite his 6000-year career of spreading evil and hatred across the globe, he has come to terms with the fact that he just can’t keep up with the output of filth and vitriol found on TikTok. Sad.

It’s election year, and America will have to make a choice between two old geezers again. If you ever come across anyone who needs convincing whom to vote for, simply send them this video to help lay any doubts to rest.

By now the whole internet has heard Ben Shapiro rapping, but did you know that there are actually two more verses they cut out of the track? A DEI board mandated the song contain at least one verse from an ethnic minority and one verse from a liberal. Immediately before release, Tom MacDonald and Shapiro decided that was dumb and scrubbed those verses from the final track. We’ve obtained exclusive access to the missing Asian verse and also the elusive liberal verse.

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