Drunk Usher Bites Off FINGER of Fellow Guest at Best Friend’s Wedding

A wedding meant for vows and champagne turned savage when a drunken usher allegedly bit off part of a guest’s finger like a “wild animal” at a lavish reception in Binsey near Oxford. Daniel Peasnell, who’d been drinking since breakfast on his own birthday, was kicked out of best pal Peter Green’s big day before brawling outside and chomping down on the finger of the groom’s uncle, Stephen Dixon. Horrified guests screamed as blood spilled and police rushed in, with bodycam footage capturing the aftermath of the booze-fueled bite attack. Peasnell was later slapped with a five-year prison sentence at Oxford Crown Court after the judge ruled his teeth were used as a “dangerous weapon.”

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