Spanish Language Sources Views on Venezuela Blockade with HILARIOUS Maduro Commentary

One of the interesting facets of the blockade of Venezuela recently announced is the generally contrasting viewpoints of Spanish language sources which overwhelmingly support or at least not opposed to the blockade vs the English speaking media. Here is a sampling of the Spanish language views on this mixed in with commentary by Nicolas “NO GUAR!” Maduro. I’m not sure how valid the final AI-ish clip is but could that be the ultimate outcome in the near future?

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