Red-Pill Buffet – December 1 December 2025“All You Can Eat” Edition – Whatfinger News' Choice Clips
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Red-Pill Buffet – December 1 December 2025“All You Can Eat” Edition

Stories the Deep State Prayed You’d Scroll Past While You Were Fighting Over Black-Friday Air FryersGrab a plate, patriots. The buffet is hot, the receipts are spicy, and the Mockingbird media is already has indigestion.
1. Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong Goes Full Nuclear on Tucker
The billionaire owner of the LA Times (yes, the same paper that used to be a Democrat pamphlet) just told Tucker Carlson the quiet part out loud: the COVID shots are directly linked to the global explosion of “turbo cancers” via P53 suppression and spike-protein sabotage. “We are seeing cancers in 25-year-olds that we never saw before.” Translation: the same “vaccine” they mandated, threatened, and shamed you into taking is now giving Stage-4 goodnight kisses to the fully boosted. The clip is blowing up on Rumble, but try finding it on YouTube without a VPN and a prayer.
2. USDA “Massive Fraud” Announcement Turns Out to Be Hot Air
Trump’s domestic policy chief Brooke Rollins held a presser screaming about “massive fraud” in SNAP and school-lunch programs. Everyone got excited… until reporters asked for receipts. Crickets. Zero data, zero examples, zero arrests. Just vibes and a promise to “look into it.” Reminder: the same administration that promised to drain the swamp is now protecting the welfare-industrial complex because “muh poor children” photo-ops. Same swamp, new wallpaper.
3. Newly Unredacted Epstein Files Name Bill Clinton 47 Times in One Day
Fresh drop from the Southern District of New York: 47 separate mentions of “William Jefferson Clinton” in flight logs, phone messages, and visitor records. Zero mentions of Donald Trump (again). The media coverage so far: a collective shrug and a segment about Taylor Swift’s new kitten. Shocking, we know.
4. Italian Population Study (Peer-Reviewed) Confirms mRNA Shots Increase All-Cause Cancer Risk
First large-scale, population-wide study just published: fully vaccinated cohorts show statistically significant spikes in multiple cancers post-2021 rollout. The authors actually used the words “causal link” before the journal threatened to retract it. Gateway Pundit and The Epoch Times have the PDF; CNN has “experts say coincidence.”
5. Biden’s Parting Gift: Quietly Transfers Another 187,000 Acres of Federal Land to BlackRock-Linked “Conservation” NGOs
Signed on Thanksgiving Eve when nobody was looking. The same NGOs that immediately lease mineral rights back to Chinese-linked mining companies. Nothing to see here, just finishing the greatest land grab since the Louisiana Purchase, but in reverse.
6. TikTok “Fetal Position” Trend Reaches Peak Cope
Former Biden-Harris staffers are now posting videos of themselves curled up on the floor sobbing because their government jobs got RIF’d. One girl with pronouns in bio cried that she “won’t be able to afford Ozempic anymore.” The comments are a glorious bloodbath of “thoughts and prayers.
7. Germany Admits Nord Stream Was a NATO Op
Former German intelligence chief August Hanning went on live television and said the quiet part loud: “The Americans did it, with help from Norway and Poland.” Still zero coverage on ABC/NBC/CBS. Guess some “conspiracy theories” age like fine wine.
8. Colorado Secretary of State Quietly Removes 500k Ineligible Voters from Rolls
…after Tina Peters rots in prison for trying to prove the same thing in 2020. No apology, no pardon, no headlines. Just a Friday-night trash-dump timing.
9. FBI Issues Terror Alert for “MAGA Extremists” Planning Christmas-Parade Attacks
Meanwhile, the Nashville Christmas parade bomber from last week was a registered Democrat who live-streamed a rant about “Christian nationalism.” You’ll never guess which story got the “domestic terror” label.
10. Bonus Palate Cleanser
Elon just posted a single rocket emoji under RFK Jr.’s tweet that says “Day 1: FDA, CDC, NIH – you’re all fired.” Engagement: 14 million in six hours. The cope replies are Michelin-star levels of gourmet salt.
Dig in while it’s hot, frens. The Deep State buffet line is long, but the red pills are unlimited and calorie-free.
…. Staff. We all added in for this one except Sgt Pat who’s not back from vacation

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