The Young Guns of Gold: 2025’s 10 Freshest Billionaires, Their Hustle, and a Witty Whip-Round – Whatfinger News' Choice Clips
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The Young Guns of Gold: 2025’s 10 Freshest Billionaires, Their Hustle, and a Witty Whip-Round

Hey folks, it’s Mal Antony (aka your friendly neighborhood Aggregator, the guy who hoards more information than a paranoid squirrel hoards nuts).I figured it was time to pull together the ultimate flex list: the youngest humans on the planet who’ve already stacked more cash than most of us will see in seventeen lifetimes. Why? Because nothing warms a MAGA heart quite like watching the next generation prove that hard work, big brains, and a little bit of “screw you, I’ll do it myself” energy can still turn kids into billionaires before they’re old enough to rent a car without the underage surcharge. These aren’t just rich brats inheriting daddy’s coupon empire. Some of them are straight-up building the future (AI that’ll cure cancer, rockets that’ll colonize Mars, and betting platforms that let you profit when the polls lie).

They’re the living proof that humanity isn’t doomed to TikTok dances and participation trophies. We’re still producing absolute monsters (the good kind) who code at 3 a.m., launch companies before prom, and make the old guard look like they’re running on Windows 95.Elon’s said it a million times: the human race is headed to the stars, and it won’t be on a government shuttle running on DEI and wishful thinking. It’ll be on ships built by these lunatics who refuse to accept “impossible.” Every line of code they write, every billion they earn, every middle finger they flip at the establishment is another brick in the road to a galactic America (complete with Constitution, guns, barbecue, and zero HOA fees on Mars).Yeah, I’m getting a little woo-woo. Sue me.
But look at these kids and tell me you don’t see the future.
Then grab your popcorn, because the show’s just starting, and the next act is going to be glorious.
Now let’s meet the whippersnappers who are already richer than God and twice as ambitious.—The Aggregator
(Still dreaming of a Milky Way that says “In God We Trust” on every coin)

The Young Guns of Gold: 2025’s 10 Freshest Billionaires, Their Hustle, and a Witty Whip-Round
Ah, the billionaire baby boom—2025’s hottest trend, where kids barely old enough for a learner’s permit are cashing checks bigger than most countries’ GDPs. In an era where AI’s turning garage coders into gods and family silver spoons are minted from platinum, these 10 under-30 tycoons (mostly heirs, a few hackers) clock in at a collective $50+ billion. Most inherited the keys to empires, a rare few bootstrapped with code and caffeine. I’ll break down how they struck it rich, then drop my sarcastic scorecard: Who’s a self-made hope for humanity’s hustlers (building empires like tomorrow’s Elon)? Who’s just a trust-fund trophy (nice work if you can inherit it)? Buckle up—this list’s a red-pill reminder that in AI’s golden age, opportunity’s exploding… if you skip the silver spoon and grab a keyboard.

Johannes von Baumbach (19, Germany, $5.4B)
How: Inherited a slice of Boehringer Ingelheim, the world’s largest private pharma giant (think asthma inhalers and animal health drugs). Family biz since 1885—no sweat equity required.
Witty Whip: Kid’s got more billions than birthdays—talk about winning the genetic lottery. Hope for humanity? Nah, he’s the poster boy for “born on third, thinks he hit a triple.” In AI’s meritocracy, he’s the glitch: Proof some folks start the race with a rocket pack. Cute, but call me when he invents something that doesn’t come with a silver pacifier.


Clemente Del Vecchio (20, Italy, $4.8B)
How: One-seventh heir to Delfin, holding company for EssilorLuxottica (Ray-Ban, Oakley—sunglasses empire worth $100B+). Dad Leonardo’s 2022 death minted the fortune overnight.
Witty Whip: At 20, he’s richer than your retirement dreams, all from shades that make you look cooler than you feel. Self-made spark? Zero—it’s like inheriting a Ferrari factory and claiming you “built” the V8. Humanity’s hope? Only if “advancing” means more overpriced aviators for influencers. Pass the trust-fund polish.


Kim Jung-yang (21, South Korea, $1.2B)
How: Stakes in Nexon, Japan’s massive gaming behemoth (MapleStory, Dungeon & Fighter—$3B+ annual revenue). Inherited from dad Kim Jung-ju, who founded it in ’98.
Witty Whip: Gaming billions at 21? Kid’s living the loot-box life without grinding a single level. Hope for AI era? Mildly—Nexon’s VR bets could spawn tomorrow’s metaverse moguls. But self-made? Nah, it’s dad’s controller, not his K/D ratio. Still, better than crypto crashes—props for pixels over Ponzi.


Meet Lucy Guo. She just surpassed Taylor Swift to become the world’s youngest self-made woman billionaire.

Kevin David Lehmann (22, Germany, $3.2B)
How: 50% of dm-drogerie markt, Europe’s drugstore chain (cosmetics, health—€12B sales). Grandpa founded it, he got the keys at 14 (but couldn’t touch till 24).
Witty Whip: Owns more lip gloss than Sephora, yet at 22 he’s basically a kid running a candy store with adult money. Humanity’s beacon? Drugstores democratize health—kinda. But inherited? It’s like winning the family bake-off before tasting the dough. AI twist: His chain’s testing smart shelves, watch for robo-cashiers making minimum wage obsolete.


Alexandr Wang (28, USA, $2B)
How: Co-founded Scale AI, the data-labeling powerhouse training LLMs for OpenAI and Tesla (raised $1B at $13.8B valuation). Dropped out of MIT at 19 to bootstrap.
Witty Whip: At 28, this dropout’s AI empire labels more data than Google’s got regrets—self-made rocket fuel for the singularity. Hope for humanity? Hell yes: In AI’s arms race, Wang’s the garage genius turning code into cures, not just cat videos. Unlike the heirs, he’s the real deal—proof you don’t need daddy’s Rolodex to rewrite reality.


Ed Craven (29, Australia, $2.8B)
How: Co-founded Stake.com, the world’s biggest crypto casino (crypto betting on sports, slots—$4B+ wagered yearly). Turned poker passion into a blockchain bonanza.
Witty Whip: Turned gambling into gazillions—guy’s basically the house that always wins, with Bitcoin as the loaded dice. Self-made hope? Absolutely: In AI’s gamble on the future, Craven’s betting big on blockchain edges, empowering punters worldwide. Witty caveat: Just don’t bet the farm on his next hand.

Lucy Guo (29, USA, $1.1B)
How: Co-founded Scale AI with Wang (AI data for self-driving, chatbots—$29B valuation post-breakup). Ex-Google, spun off her own AI labeling firm.
Witty Whip: Broke up with her cofounder and still cashed a billion—talk about amicable assets. Humanity’s darling? Yes ma’am: Female founder in male-coded AI, fueling tools that could end traffic jams (and bad dates). Self-made sparkle: She’s the glitch in the matrix proving ovaries + algorithms = overachievers.


Shayne Coplan (27, USA, $1B)
How: Founded Polymarket, the prediction market app (bet on elections, crypto—$9B valuation after NYSE parent’s $2B buy-in). College dropout who coded his way to crypto clairvoyance.
Witty Whip: Turned “will Trump win?” into a billion-dollar Oracle—guy’s basically Nostradamus with a blockchain. Hope incarnate? Spot on: In AI’s truth-vs-hype war, Polymarket’s crowd wisdom could outsmart polls, democratizing foresight. Self-made swagger: From dorm room to dealmaker—eat your heart out, Harvard.


Simple Advice from World’s Youngest Billionaire

Brendan Foody (22, USA, $3.3B)
How: Co-founded Mercor, AI recruiting unicorn ($10B valuation after $350M raise). High school debate whiz who built an AI that hires AI trainers.
Witty Whip: At 22, he’s the kid who debated his way to billions—talk about winning arguments (and arguments’ arguments). Ultimate hope? Pure fire: Mercor’s AI talent pipeline could flood the world with innovators, turning “job hunt” into “job jackpot.” Self-made supernova: Youngest trio ever—proof AI’s the great equalizer for brainiacs.


Adarsh Hiremath (22, USA, $3.3B)
How: Mercor’s cofounder with Foody and Midha—AI platform matching coders to AI labs ($500M run rate). Bay Area teen who coded his fortune.
Witty Whip: Another 22-year-old AI wunderkind—guy’s resume reads like a sci-fi plot: “Built empire before bar mitzvah.” Beacon for us all? Absolutely: In the AI gold rush, he’s panning for talent, ensuring the next wave of builders isn’t bottlenecked by HR hell. Self-made legend: From debate club to decabillion—eat that, Ivy League.


World’s youngest billionaire (Alex Wang) on the importance of niching down as a startup.

These whippersnappers prove 2025’s the year inheritance meets innovation: Heirs get the head start, but self-made stars like Wang, Guo, Coplan, and the Mercor trio are the real rocket fuel—hacking humanity forward with code that cures, connects, and cashes in. In AI’s wild west, they’re the sheriffs, not the saloon drunks. The rest? Charming placeholders till the next gen logs on. Witty wrap: Billionaires under 30? It’s like watching toddlers with nukes—adorable till they push the button. But damn if the builders aren’t beautiful.


Mal Antoni at Whatfinger News (the GREATEST aggregate news site on Earth – yeah I said it and will say it until the Deep State takes me out)
Be like Nikhil Kamath: > Drops out at 14 > co-founds Zerodha with brother in 2010 > becomes India’s largest retail broker, worth $2.6 billion by 2025 > youngest self-made billionaire in India > launches WTF podcast in 2024 Now, 10th grade dropout interviewing richest man alive

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