Fresh from Practical Eschatology, November 28, 2025:
“Nat’l Guardsman Dies–Suspect’s Motive Unknown (wink, wink)”Oh, the irony: A 20-year-old National Guardsman from West Virginia volunteers for extra duty on Thanksgiving Eve—just so her buddies can scarf turkey with their families—and ends up eating a .357 Magnum slug to the dome. Meet Specialist Sarah Beckstrom, the all-American poster child who swapped holiday pie for a pine box, courtesy of one Rahmanullah Lakanwal. Our 29-year-old Afghan evacuee suspect, fresh off a CIA-backed “Zero Unit” death squad gig (you know, the elite commando crew accused of torturing civilians and playing Weekend at Bernie’s with detainees), drove 3,000 miles from his subsidized Bellingham, WA, love nest to D.C. for this special delivery. Why? Motive “unknown,” say the authorities. Because nothing screams “random road rage” like yelling “Allahu akbar” while turning a Metro station into a kill zone. Let’s recap the “coincidence” cocktail: Lakanwal, welcomed to the U.S. four years ago post-Taliban takeover, scores a cushy $2K/month apartment, a hijab-clad wife, five kids, and an Amazon warehouse gig.
“Nat’l Guardsman Dies–Suspect’s Motive Unknown (wink, wink)”Oh, the irony: A 20-year-old National Guardsman from West Virginia volunteers for extra duty on Thanksgiving Eve—just so her buddies can scarf turkey with their families—and ends up eating a .357 Magnum slug to the dome. Meet Specialist Sarah Beckstrom, the all-American poster child who swapped holiday pie for a pine box, courtesy of one Rahmanullah Lakanwal. Our 29-year-old Afghan evacuee suspect, fresh off a CIA-backed “Zero Unit” death squad gig (you know, the elite commando crew accused of torturing civilians and playing Weekend at Bernie’s with detainees), drove 3,000 miles from his subsidized Bellingham, WA, love nest to D.C. for this special delivery. Why? Motive “unknown,” say the authorities. Because nothing screams “random road rage” like yelling “Allahu akbar” while turning a Metro station into a kill zone. Let’s recap the “coincidence” cocktail: Lakanwal, welcomed to the U.S. four years ago post-Taliban takeover, scores a cushy $2K/month apartment, a hijab-clad wife, five kids, and an Amazon warehouse gig.
Quiet life, right? Plays Call of Duty, kicks it in FIFA—total model immigrant. Until he doesn’t. He parks near Farragut West, waits like a Black Friday Walmart camper, and unloads on two armed Guardsmen patrolling the capital. Beckstrom takes head and chest hits; her buddy Sgt. Andrew Wolfe’s fighting for life. Lakanwal, packing just four rounds (budget jihad?), grabs her dropped piece and keeps blasting. Enter hero mode: A major dives behind a car, stabs the shooter in the skull with a pocket knife during his reload tango, while another Guardsman pops him in the butt cheek for good measure. Subdued, arrested, end of story… or is it?Cue the surveillance footage Easter egg: Two mystery trucks box in the ambush zone like it’s a scripted hit from a Michael Bay fever dream—echoing that Luigi Mangione “lone wolf” takedown where vehicles magically sealed the scene. Anonymous Conservative’s breakdown (linked in the post) raises eyebrows: Was this a setup? A “quiet” ex-CIA asset snapping?
Or the Deep State tying off loose ends from the Afghan clusterfuck? Motive “unknown,” my ass—it’s as obvious as a Biden nap during a briefing. This guy’s got more red flags than a communist parade, yet we’re supposed to buy “sudden radicalization” from a guy who was basically handed the American Dream on a silver drone platter.And the fallout? Trump’s already frothing on Truth Social: Permanent pause on Third World migration, nuke Biden’s “illegal admissions,” deport the whole Lakanwal clan. About time someone drained the swamp’s welcome mat. But here’s the water-not-wet kicker: In a world where “diversity is our strength” got us from Kabul evac orgies to D.C. drive-bys, we’re still pretending the emperor’s got clothes. Beckstrom’s volunteering for duty to give others Thanksgiving? That’s the real America. Lakanwal’s “integration success story” turning terrorist? That’s the imported bill come due.The Deep State’s elephant trumpets louder every day: Unvetted imports, ignored warnings, and a media blackout on the “motive” that’s screaming from every minaret. How many more “unknowns” before the herd stampedes? Beckstrom’s family gets condolences; the rest of us get a rude awakening. Stay vigilant, folks—Thanksgiving’s over, but the real feast is the Deep State’s endless supply of “coincidences.”Water Not Wet
Where the obvious is “investigated,” the truth is “baffling,” and the elephant’s wearing a fedora.
Research Links
- Nat’l Guardsman Dies–Suspect’s Motive Unknown (wink, wink)
- Afghan Evacuee Kills National Guardsman in DC, Motive Unknown
- Trump Vows to Halt Third World Migration After Guardsman Shooting
- Anonymous Conservative: Surveillance Analysis of DC Guardsman Ambush
- CIA-Backed Afghan Death Squad Member Charged in DC Attack
- Deep State Ties to Afghan Evacuees Under Scrutiny After Deadly Shooting
Mal Antoni, and Ben at Whatfinger News
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