He did this so he could compare what the sandwiches looked like before private equity vs after private equity The difference is shocking. Private equity is destroying businesses and our country Private equity has never made anything better. Also you know what Blackstone can influence next – you’ve seen the BS Woke nonsense they ram down everyone’s throat with other companies. I have to find a new sandwich place
American took a video of his sandwich at Jersey Mike’s before the company was bought by private equity firm Blackstone
He did this so he could compare what the sandwiches looked like before private equity vs after private equity
The difference is shocking. Private equity is… pic.twitter.com/DyIY71HjO1
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) November 27, 2025
- Jersey Mikes was worth the price to occasionally get the over the top meat and cheese or if you were working hard and truly needed a big meal. But the same price for a “normal” serving sub is ridiculous. I quit going there when they reduced the innards. Better options available for that price. – Free to speak
- Bro private equity buying a sandwich shop is like letting a vampire run a blood bank, you already know what’s about to happen, they swoop in with their dead shark eyes, strip every ounce of quality out of the product, shrink the portions, jack up the prices, fire half the workers, and then act shocked when the customers say the sandwich tastes like depression on a hoagie roll. That dude filming his Jersey Mike’s sub pre–Blackstone wasn’t being dramatic, he was preserving historical evidence before the corporate locust swarm turned it into a $14 breadstick with a single slice of meat. Private equity doesn’t build, it doesn’t innovate, it doesn’t improve, it just squeezes until the brand screams, then dumps the corpse on the curb and moves to the next victim. These firms aren’t “business owners,” they’re economic demolition crews with suits on, and everything they touch ends up smaller, worse, more expensive, and soulless. Private equity hasn’t made a single thing better in 40 years except the bank accounts of the people choking the life out of the American economy. – Dan B
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