Trump’s Humor and Sarcasm: Trump Announces Biden’s Turkey Pardons Were Illegitimate Over Autopen Use

Trump jokes that Biden’s turkey pardons “don’t count,” claiming they were invalid because the president used an autopen to sign them.

Here’s some more of his humor and sarcasm on a few topics, from what others have commented on, in private meetings as well as public.

• “Look, folks, I just watched this clip of Joe, beautiful clip, maybe the best clip ever made. He’s wandering around like he’s looking for the ice-cream truck that left in 2019. I said, ‘Joe, the teleprompter’s over THERE, not in the chandelier!’ But seriously, he couldn’t find his way off stage if you gave him a GPS and a seeing-eye dog named Hunter.”
• “And the border, oh the border. Four years of ‘come on in, the water’s fine!’ We had the most secure border in history, folks. Catch and release? Joe turned it into catch, release, and give ’em a Marriott gift card. I built the wall. Joe built the world’s longest welcome mat.”
• “Afghanistan. Thirteen beautiful warriors gone because Joe wanted to hit the road by the 20th anniversary of 9/11. Great optics, Joe. Real Hallmark movie moment. ‘Nothing to see here, just the Taliban doing donuts in our Black Hawks.’ I would’ve left with dignity. Joe left with the luggage still spinning at the airport.”
• “Crime? Cities looked like ‘The Purge’ sequels nobody asked for. I said law and order. Joe said hugs and thoughts and prayers, and maybe a participation trophy for the looters.”
• “They say I’m gonna put a 200% tariff on Chinese EVs. Folks, that’s not a tariff, that’s a love letter to Detroit. Finally, a car made in Michigan that doesn’t need a 400-mile extension cord!”
• “They asked me about climate change. I said, ‘I love clean air, clean water, and clean electric chairs for pedophiles.’ Suddenly the room got very quiet.”

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