Proof that Senator Elissa Slotkin is a Completely Scripted ROBOT – Whatfinger News' Choice Clips
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Proof that Senator Elissa Slotkin is a Completely Scripted ROBOT

The U.S. Senator from Michigan, Elissa Slotkin, is DESPERATE to get on the Democrat presidential ticket in 2028. That is why you are starting to see a lot more of her in the media as well as the former (meaning also current) CIA member being hyped by the CIA aligned media such as Politico as a potential 2028 presidential or VP candidate. The problem for Slotkin is that in large part due to her BIZARRE background such as having been raised by two lesbian moms she has to “normalize” herself which means attempting to appear as just a mainstream midwestern Democrat. However, it also means she has to be very VERY careful about hot topics for the Democrats such as Gaza in particular and Mideast politics in general since in Michigan there is a large Muslim population. Therefore poor Slotkin has to stick to a very careful script on this topic and not veer the least bit away from it as you can see in this video in which she faithfully recites it almost word for word like a programmed robot in two different settings last July, “Breaking Points” and on “Colbert.”

The TikTok guy focused in on the differing reactions by Krystal Ball on “Breaking Points” versus Stephen Colbert. However, the big takeaway for me is just how incredibly scripted Slotkin is as she pathetically attempts to claw her way onto the 2028 Democrat presidential ticket without making any mistakes along the way. NEWSFLASH! It won’t work, Elissa, since you seem to think you can nuance your way in by sticking rigidly to an already outdated script as far as most Democrats are concerned. Oh, and also the fact that you come across as a completely programmed PHONY.

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