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“Mosquitos the Size of Elephants” Are Attacking Alligator Alcatraz Detainees!!!

The HORROR! The absolute HORROR of Alligator Alcatraz!!! The detainees there are being assaulted by mosquitos THE SIZE OF ELEPHANTS! How do we know? Because a Cuban rapper detainee told us so via his cell phone from inside Alligator Alcatraz. On that same cell phone call he also informed the world that the detainees are suffering from freezing tents due to being tortured by air conditioning. Yes, rather than allowing the prisoners bask in the natural hot tropical humid temperatures, they are being forced to endure unnatural freezing air conditioning.

I must admit that I was skeptical of claims of a detainee who is obviously trying to garner public sympathy leading to his release from Alligator Alcatraz. However, his claim of mosquitos THE SIZE OF ELEPHANTS sold me on the veracity of his claims. That and the FREEZING TENTS.

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